I’m on a Bike, her name is Kathi M

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Whoa, free elektrobike ride for one. Now, who should I take?
Me!

Aw, shit! Get your akku ready, it’s about to go fast. (Yeah)
Everybody in the place, hit the fuckin’ street. (Shawty)
But stay on your motherf***in’ bikes. (Yeah)
We ridin’ this, let’s go…

I’m on a bike (I’m on a bike)
I’m on a bike (I’m on a bike)
Everybody look at me,
‘Cause I’m ridin on a bike! (ridin on a bike)
I’m on a bike (I’m on a bike)
I’m on a bike
Take a good hard look,
At the motherf***in’ bike! (Oh, yeah)

I’m on a bike, motherf***er,
Take a look at me
Straight ridin on a bike
On the rough grey street (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Bustin’ 4 levels
Wind whippin’ at my hair
You can’t stop me, motherf***er,
‘Cause I’m on a bike

Take a picture, trick (Trick)
I’m on a bike, bitch (Bitch)
We drinkin’ gaytorade,
‘Cause it’s so crisp (Crisp)
I got my helmet on,
And my flippy-floppies
Ive got my jeans up
and my tank top

I’m ridin’ on a girl
Doin’ flips and shit
her name is kathi m
Gettin’ her all wet (Oooh)
But this ain’t Sea World
This is real as it gets (Yeah, yeah)
I’m on a bike, motherf***er,
Don’t you ever forget

I’m on a bike and…
It’s goin’ fast and…
I got a bicycle themed nylon speedo
I’m the king of the world
On a bike like Armstrong
If you’re on the metro
Then you’re sure not me-o

Get the f**k up, this bike is real!

F**k street, I’m on a bike, motherf***er (Motherf***er)
F**k BP, I got an akku, motherf***er (Motherf***er)
I’m on the seat with myself, motherf***er (Yeah)
The bike akku is real silent, motherf***er (The bike engine make no noise, motherf***er)

Hey, ma,
If you could see me now (See me now)
Arms spread wide
On the orange bike wow (Starboard bow)
Gonna fly this bike
To the moon somehow (The moon somehow)
Like the other Armstrong
Anything is possible (Anything is possible)

Yeah, never thought I’d be on a bike (Let’s go)
It’s a big sexy orange bike (yeah)
Mama, look at me (oooh-ooh) (All feet on pedals)
Never thought I’d see the day
With a big bike comin’ my way
Believe me when I say
I did KATIE M

I’m on a bike (Yeah, yeah)
I’m on a bike (Yeah, yeah)
Everybody look at me,
‘Cause I’m ridin on a bike! (Whoa…)
I’m on a bike
I’m on a bike
Take a good hard look,
At the motherf***in’ bike!

Matija,
Kati M,
Yeah, yeah yeah.